I have a character in Oblivion named Arget. (yes, that IS an Eragon reference, but she isn't actually silver) She's... special. As in, she's-stupid-but-with-vast-amounts-of-unpredictable-knowledge special.
Oblivion (c) Bethesda, because if I didn't put this here, DA will be a fgt and baleet it.
By the way, my internet has been on the fritz on and off for the past 3 days. Even as I type this, it's malfunctioning (but only ruins it if I navigate to another page, so it's okay). It makes me sad.